Wednesday, August 7, 2013

10 Reasons Why People Love Facebook: #2

10 Reasons Why People Love Facebook: #2 Legal-ish Stalking?

Let's face it, we're all obsessed with everyone else's lives. We just need to know everything that goes on everywhere (why else would we need gossip?) and the only real way to know everything that goes on everywhere is to have some device that makes stalking possible without actually following a person around and seeing everything they do (which is, of course, illegal). What we need is some device that has people saying everything that happens to them in their day, has people posting where they are and who they are with, and that gives people a place to vent their frustrations with the things going on in life while posting pictures of their insane day. Because then we can know everything going on and stalk people without actually "stalking" them.

And Facebook is that device. Everyone post EVERYTHING on Facebook these days. And I mean everything! So thank you Facebook for giving us legal-ish stalking and making our gossiping lives easier.

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